If I didn’t love Tigereye, I could be mad about being tagged for this.  Since I’m lost here, I suppose I should just look at this as an exercise that will help me find my way around.   I could also just be using this as an excuse not to do the dishes.

1.  I love Gone With the Wind and my bedroom is decorated like the movie.  I used to have mosquito netting around it before I moved here, but I decided the ceiling fan was more important at this point.

2.   I always thought I’d die before I turned fifty.  When I hit fifty and was still alive, I realized I had better start taking care of myself.  Outside of quitting smoking, I still haven’t done anything about it.

3.  I’ve been married __ times.  Use your imagination and fill in the blank yourselves.

4.  I lived with a ghost for fifteen years.  I moved here and have had two more experiences along these same lines.

5.  I was a grandmother when I was thirty-eight.  I always hoped my oldest grandson would do the same thing to his mother, but then I realized that would mean that I would be a great-grandmother in four more years.  Then I realized I didn’t care and that I still hope he gives her as many wrinkles as she gave me.

6.  I didn’t graduate from college until I was forty-one.  I didn’t start until I was thirty-seven.

7.  I lied about using this as an excuse not to do the dishes.  There’s a plumber being paid overtime in my kitchen that’s really stopping me from cleaning up in there.  I probably wouldn’t have done them either way.